Are you all sitting comfortably with your cups of coffee? (Dean and Di) Then I'll begin.
London was absolutely mental last night. I went out after the Spain Portugal game at 10pm and never stopped until 3.30am this morning. There was a Simon and Garfunkel concert on in Hyde Park and there were people crying out for cabs absolutely everywhere. It's a pity it couldn't be like that everyday.
I was driving along Buckingham Palace Rd with a fare to Clapham when I notice a queue of about 100 people at one of the bus stops along there. By the time I came back from Clapham and passed the same bus stop the people were still there and a couple of likely lads flagged me down. I'm talking pure estate kids here. One of them goes to me "ere bruv, how much to Slough?" I says "not me mate I'm going home" then they start pleading with me saying I could hold their phones and a thick gold chain one of them had on as they just wanted to get home after a holiday to Spain. So I agreed a price of £60 and off I went. 30 minutes later I pulled up outside an address in Slough and one of them gets out to get the money off his mum. No one was answering his calls and it all became a bit suspicious but eventually a bleary eyed lady came to the door and gave them the money which he gave to me. I then returned all their posessions to them and drove off wondering how to get out of the maze they had led me into. Now some people call me a c*** for carrying it by I don't care. My compass has got me out of more bother than anything else so after driving around for ten minutes without getting anywhere I thought it was time to get the beauty out. It's only a key ring compass but as long as I know where I am in relation to the North Pole I can use it to head for home. After about 10 minutes I found myself on a road heading towards the M4, the compass had done it again. I did a few more jobs in town bringing my total for the night to a bottle thirty (work that one out Deano) and now i'm off to my pit with the sky nearly blue.
By the way, my brothers missus had a baby girl called Sarah weighing in at a massive 10lb 2oz. We tend to produce massive babies in our family. 2 of my kids came into the world at 10lb plus.
Just a point off Croatia will see England through to the quarter finals, it's going to be a mad game tonight. Night all.